Random funny jokes
The Best Time? ->
When is the best time to fake an orgasm? When a rotteweiler is f**king your leg.... [read ->]
I knew it was true...I knew it! ->
Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :) From the New England Journal of Medicine: Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his li... [read ->]
Taste It ->
A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father's house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of... [read ->]
Reasoning Test ->
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test. The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply. "Ummm humm," says the doc. The doctor says to the second lady, "It's your turn... [read ->]
The Diagnosis! ->
There was this woman who was desperate to meet a companion. She went to single bars, singles dances etc., but she could never meet anyone who would go on a date with her, much less sleep with her. So in her desperation she went to see a sex doctor... [read ->]
New bumper stickers ->
Bumper stickers seen this weekend ..... You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me. I have the body of a god........Buddha. This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me. Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult. The ... [read ->]
Favorite Wine ->
Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"... [read ->]
Genie and Mother-in-law ->
A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man he will grant him three wishes, but everything the man gets, his mother-in-law gets twice. The man's first wish is for 10 million do... [read ->]
Bathroom Joke ->
Q. If you're American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? A. European.... [read ->]
Don't Mess With The I.R.S! ->
To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of th... [read ->]
The President ->
Why does Hillary Clinton Wake Up At 5:30 Every Morning? To Make Sure That She Is The First Lady!... [read ->]
Annoyance ->
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex? Call her/him on the telephone!... [read ->]
Boxers or Briefs? ->
One day some guys were doing a survey "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a ... [read ->]
Letters to President Clinton ->
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God ... [read ->]
What do you call... ->
What do you call 3 blondes under a Christmas tree? Ho-Ho-Ho!... [read ->]