Random funny jokes
YMCA ->
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign?? LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!... [read ->]
Great Tips and Suggestions ->
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding an old TV or video remote control up to your ear ... [read ->]
Blonde Joke ->
Q: What goes "Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech"? A: A blonde at a flashing red light.... [read ->]
Viagra ingredients revealed! ->
After much research and millions of dollars, our scientists have discoved the secret ingredients to Viagra! VIAGRA INGREDIENT LIST: (TopSecret!) 3% Vitamin E 2% aspirin 2% ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C ...and . . . . . . . . . . . . .... [read ->]
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris ->
What's the difference between a bar and a clitoris? Most men have no trouble finding a bar.... [read ->]
Excitement in Undertaking! ->
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separ... [read ->]
Witch ->
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don't know? A sand-witch!... [read ->]
Iraqi Pilots ->
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off!... [read ->]
MasterCard for Men ->
You've all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial targeted just for men: (No offense ladies - just enjoy it for what it's worth) Cover charge: $15.00 Round of drinks: 23.00 Table dance: ... [read ->]
Almost Love ->
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old girl, and it is love at first sight. They get married and go to Florida for their honeymoon. When they get back, his friend says to him, "So, tell me, how was it?"... [read ->]
Your're a redneck if... ->
-You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infe... [read ->]
Hypothetical Question ->
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ... [read ->]
You know you're gay when... ->
You know you're gay when: 1. You wear the appropriate underwear for each of your dates. 2. You understand the subtle differences between at least 20 brands of vodka. 3. You understand the immense importance of good (or bad) lighting. 4. You can... [read ->]
Top ten things men would do if ... ->
TOP TEN things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day: 10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers. 9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half. 8. See if they could finally do the splits. 7. See if it's ... [read ->]
Sex Statistics ->
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interes... [read ->]