Random funny jokes
How did you break YOUR leg?? ->
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the bathroom. No facilities nearby, she decided to find a sheltered area, dropped her pants and proceeded to relieve herself. Suddenly she found herself beginning to slide backwards. Out in... [read ->]
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper ->
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common? A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!... [read ->]
Creation ->
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!... [read ->]
Don't look down! ->
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a movie theater. As he lay there breathing heavily, an usher came over and said, "That's very rude of you, sir, taking up three seats. Didn't you learn any manners! Where did you come from... [read ->]
What do you call... ->
What do you call a prostitute with no arms or legs? Cash and carry.... [read ->]
7 Shots of Vodka! ->
Man goes to the bar and says "bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka." The bartender says "Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt yourself with that." The man says "Just pour them." The man takes the first shot and the bartender says "Hey, you want to talk... [read ->]
Dog with no legs ->
Q. Where you you fing a dog with no legs? A. Right where you left it.... [read ->]
Mutual Orgasm Riddle ->
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is? An insurance company.... [read ->]
Old Folke' Party Games ->
10. Musical Recliners 9. Spin the bottle of Mylanta 8. Hide and Go Pee 7. Simon Says something Incoherent 6. Doc, Doc Goose 5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says Bend Over 4. Kick the Bucket 3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear 2. Pin... [read ->]
Men's Pissing Rules ->
a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay. If you stand too far away from someone, they will think that you think that they are gay. b. Three shakes only. Two is u... [read ->]
Wanting a larger... ->
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small penis. Poor Fred thought if only he had larger equipment then maybe the chicks would like him more. One day Fred went into the mens room and a very short man dressed in green was st... [read ->]
The Barber ->
A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer ... [read ->]
Indifference ->
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?... [read ->]
OLD is when... ->
"Old" is when... ...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!" ...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot. ...a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pace... [read ->]
The Russian who made a wish ->
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Russian is stunned and the Genie says, "Hello master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want." The Russia... [read ->]